I believe I am addicted to a substance found here in China. It is an “herbal” tea, and I am certain this herbal element must be something illicit and narcotic. How else to explain my addiction? Soon, in this heat and ridiculous humidity, my sweat must surely turn red as I exude this delicious liquid. Then perhaps I will lick it from my arms and imbibe it once again.
Okay, seriously, it’s good stuff, and I wish that I could get some while in the States. It’s great cold, and perhaps even better hot. So listen up, you Wang Lao Ji manufacturers, start selling this stuff in American. And I expect the price to stay around 3.5 yuan.