Living alone in a foreign country and living a bachelor lifestyle, I’ve developed a few unsavory or unwise habits that I should break when I return home to the States.
- Going to the bathroom with the door open.
- Showering with the door open.
- Walking around wearing only my natural fur coat.
- Squeezing girl’s bottoms.
- Saying rude things in English with the expectation that no one can understand me.
- Crossing a busy street while weaving through traffic.
- Pretending to not understand people when they speak to me.
There’s probably more. Not to mention the plethora of other bad habits I’ve had since the day of my birth.