Habits to Break

Living alone in a foreign country and living a bachelor lifestyle, I’ve developed a few unsavory or unwise habits that I should break when I return home to the States.

1. Going to the bathroom with the door open.
2. Showering with the door open.
3. Walking around wearing only my natural fur coat.
4. Squeezing girl’s bottoms.
5. Saying rude things in English with the expectation that no one can understand me.
6. Crossing a busy street while weaving through traffic.
7. Pretending to not understand people when they speak to me.

There’s probably more.  Not to mention the plethora of other bad habits I’ve had since the day of my birth.